If you wonder why I act the way I do consider this
"Cats are a mysterious kind of folk. There is more passing in their minds than we are aware of." -Sir Walter Scott


Some of my favorite quotes

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts"
-William Shakespeare

"A Wiseman speaks because he has something to say; a fool because he has to say something" -Plato

"Life is suffering" -The Buddha

"Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!" -Karl Marx

"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything that you have"
-Thomas Jefferson

"Don't steal! The Government hates competition" -Rep. Ron Paul

"If we shadows have offended, think but this; and all is mended that you have but slumbered here while these visions did appear and this weak and idle theme no more yielding but a dream." -Puck in A Midsummer's Night Dream

My Favorite Hamlet Quotes
"Polonius: Do you know me my lord?
Prince Hamlet: Excellent Well! You are a fishmonger!" (Act II, Scene II)

"To be, or not to be, that is the question" -Prince Hamlet (Act III, Scene I)

"This above all: to thine own self be true. And it must follow, as night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man" -Polonius (Act I, Scene III)

"A little more than kin, and less than kind" -Prince Hamlet (Act I, Scene II)

"Though this be madness, yet there is method in't" -Polonius (Act II, Scene II)

"The play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king" -Prince Hamlet (Act II, Scene II)

"Brevity is the soul of wit" -Polonius (Act II, Scene II)

"Something is rotten in the state of Denmark" -Macellus (Act I, Scene IV)

"More matter with less art" -Queen Gertrude (Act II, Scene II)

"Polonius: What do you read my lord?
Prince Hamlet: Words, words, words" (Act II, Scene II)

"Polonius: My honored lord, I will most humbly take my leave of you.
Prince Hamlet: You cannot, sir, take from me anything that I will more willingly part withal --except my life --except my life --except my life" (Act II, Scene II)

"O! What a rouge and peasant slave am I!" -Prince Hamlet (Act II, Scene II)

"Prince Hamlet: How now! A rat? Dead, for a ducat, dead!
Polonius: Oh, I am slain!" (Act III, Scene IV)